Teacher: Your exam register number is: FT 89725 Tintu mon: teacher........ i will pay extra money will you give me FANCY number?...more
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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on,My Dog,is exactly the same as your brothers.Did you copy it? CLYDE: No, Teacher. It is the same dog! more |
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شيخ لبناني يدعوا ويقول صوموا صلوا زكوا توبوا................. مابدي فوت على الجنة شوفهم كلهم سوريين more |
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One policeman went to catch thief and came after one week so tired and exhaustaed. Inspector Asked 'where is the thief'? He said 'I could not catch more |
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واحد راح يبي يشتري تذاكر , قال الموظف : تبي ذهاب فقط ؟ قال ذهاب... وهو طالع . . يضحك و يقول لعبت عليهم ابي اروح و لا انيت راجع more |
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Two parrots on a perch. One says: "Can you smell fish? Descartes finishes his drink and the barman says: "Want another?" Descartes says: "I think n more |
